Picture it, April 30th, early evening.
I’m in GNC getting some protein powder for my smoothies (trying to get healthy, don’t ya know), and one of the two salespeople ask if I need help.
So, you know that customer you ask if they need help and they say no and wander aimlessly until your coworker asks if they need help and they say yes and you get annoyed?
I was that customer. *hangs head in shame* I wasn’t trying to be, but I needed unflavored protein powder and couldn’t find it where I thought it should be.
So, the guy asks if I need help and I finally admit I do, so he takes me to the protein powder I want.
Me: “Let me get the smaller bag. I need to make sure I’m going to stick to this before I commit to a larger container.”
Him: “That seems wise. This will help make breakfast easier; just make sure you have a good workout plan too.”
Me: “Oh, I do. Today’s my birthday, and I’m trying to get my life together.”
Him: “Oh, I know that balance. Trying to do both work and school can be rough.”
When he says school I realize he thinks I’m around his age. He’s got a baby face, so I just have to ask.
“School? How old are you, hon?”
I had to stifle a laugh. That’s precious. When I was 20 I was pulling all nighters writing papers and trying to figure out where I was gonna get my liquor for the weekend. You aren’t concerned about getting your life together. You’ve just discovered you have one.
“Aww, hon. I’ve got 10 years on you. Enjoy this part of getting your life together. It’s the fun part!”
“You’re 30? You honestly don’t look it!”
“That’s super sweet of you.”
And I got my protein powder and my vitamins and headed home to eat my slice of German chocolate cake.
Heh. Still got it. 🙂